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You Know You Are Over The Hill... $19.95
It Took Me 50 Years... $19.95
40... And Still An Animal $19.95
Old Farts Daily Agenda $19.95
Retired: I Was Tired Yesterday... $19.95
I'd Worry About Getting Older... $19.95
Tuxedo $19.95
Tattoos Are Good For The Soul $14.95
A Short Guide To Comparative Religions $14.95
How To Use The F Word $19.95
Good Morning $19.95
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Your Results Came Back...  $19.95
Work Harder... $19.95
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Let Me Put It Another Way (Black Shirt/White Print) $19.95
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Heavy Fucking Metal
If I Agreed With You, We'd Both Be Wrong
Pot Heads Local Union
Directions: Wake. Bake. Repeat.
Joint Rollers Union
I Don't Have A Drinking Problem, I Drink, I Get Drunk, I Pass Out, No Problem!
Let's Flip A Coin, Heads I Get Tail, Tails I Get Head
Muff Divers Local Union
I'm Not An Alcoholic, I'm A Drunk, Alcoholics Go To Meetings
Please Tell Your Boobs To Stop Staring At My Eyes
Skull & Crossbones
Let Me Put It Another Way  (Also available in white shirt with black print, please specify when ordering)
Green Leaf On Black Shirt (Also available in green shirt with black print, please specify when ordering)
Confederate Flag
Work Harder, Millions Of People On Welfare Depend On You
Your Results Came In, Its Not A Tumor
Fish Naked, Show Off Your Pole
Smoka Bowla
My Kids Think I Have Money Coming Out My...
Good Morning
How To Use The F Word
A Short Guide To Comparative Religions
Tattoos Are Good For The Soul
Tuxedo Shirt
I'd Worry About Getting Older If I  Wasn't So Damn Sexy
Retired: I Was Tired Yesterday & I Am Tired Again Today
Old Fart's Daily Agenda
40 ...And Still An Animal
It Took Me 50 Years To Look This Good
You Know You Are Over The Hill When Your Computer Has 
More Memory Than You Do
I'm Not 40, I'm 18 With 22 Years Experience
I'm Not 50, I'm 18 With 32 Years Experience
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